I GET HEARTBURN (Joke)

Patient: "Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake."
Doctor: Next time, take off candles.


Keep smiling!
Naeem

Source(s): 
Joke Courtesy of Telenor

TALKING IN SLEEP (Joke)

Wife To Doctor: My husband has the habit of talking in his sleep. What should I give to cure him?
Doctor: Give him an opportunity to speak when he is awake.


Keep smiling!
Naeem

Source(s):
Joke Courtesy of Telenor